Pirkles, A delve into the mind of madness

In this strange ass world, there lives a creature known as Pirkles. Not much is known about him but let’s take a deep dive into his mind with what we do know. Pirkles is very kept to himself and finds humor in anything and everything. He can always laugh even when everything is going the wrong way.

Pirkles doesn’t care too much about how goofy he looks and will always joke about himself. He understands that he cannot poke fun at other people but does invite them to say something odd about themselves. In which case he takes that and runs with it.

Now Pirkles is no stranger to saying dumb shit without thinking. He may hurt others feelings and may even piss them off. He truly believes that intent is the key and if no harm was intended then there is nothing to worry about. He never hurts intentionally but Pirkles can be dense and oblivious to those around him.

Inside this very fucked off brain of his he is truly a defender of the Brine. He believes his life is meant to defend those around him and can be extremely selfless at times. However, sometimes the fool may need a swift kick to the nub to put him back in his place as he will often start doing stupid shit or worrying too much about everything.

Now what we do know, from sources unknown, is that Pirkles does not take life seriously. You can often catch him in some tough situations and he will not budge. Then, when everything is all said and done, he pokes fun at the serious moments and jokes and laughs about it. This can sometimes irritate those around him but he doesn’t appear to worry about that.

This is what we know about Pirkles and honestly, he sounds like an asshole. We will keep watch on him and try to give more information as we get it. Just take Pirkles for who he is right now and keep a watch for updates of this maddening creature. And with a word from Pirkles we will end this blog.

“I’m a Big ole chunky Pirkle and you should beware the goats of times past. They will haunt your dreams and scream at your soul. Take heed not to offend them.” - Pirkles